KY immediately

STFU and GKY Tila T. and Brett Favre. Also ky Melanie Oudin, be better next time. Anyone else I'm forgetting?

KM

I will be seeing Maria Sharipova tonight/getting so drnk. Will probably puke massive amounts of fritos and subsequently get her #. That is the plan anyway. WTF is everyone doing this week and why has it been so quiet?

Also, please hop up out of bed and turn your swag on in order to come prepared with a good Roundtable topic tomorrow. The future of the rounge/my life depends on it.