RONG RIVE REHMAN!!!!

Happy Anniversary, Shoguns. Special shout out to Dick "The Tortilla" Fuld, the most famous TBL member. TBL LIVES FOREVERRRRRRR.

We will get through this together.

Wollllllllverines!!!

Swayze is dead. This is ever so profoundly saddening. Hopefully as the cancer progressed through his body like a Chinese human wave attack, he was able to film a cameo for the upcoming Red Dawn remake. Hail and farewell. In the words of your movie father, "AVENGE ME, BOYS. AAAAVVVVVENNNNGE ME!"

WELCOME BACK TO WORK CHANGE!!!

Would like to point out Changa's lucky penguin on top of his monitor as well as his 'Day Trading for Dummys' which has been reincarnated as a booster seat to give him the perfect angle to price some risk.

YOU LIE!!!

Let's face it - you and me are all a bunch of fking rejects. If we were sitting down during one of those incredibly painful, holier-than-thou sanctimonius bullsht speeches from our President, one of us would break down and yell something stupid. So instead of judging that guy who's name is not worth googling again, let's try and empathize with him.

TOP TEN OUTBURSTS FROM ROUNGETABLE MEMBERS AT CRITICAL MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

10. Squid, in high pitch voice with pre-laughter threatening to break down the whole statement: "That's what SHE said!!!"

KY immediately

STFU and GKY Tila T. and Brett Favre. Also ky Melanie Oudin, be better next time. Anyone else I'm forgetting?

HTF.

As I stare listfully off into the distance, I can't help but wonder HTF it's only Thursday? And wonder HTF I'm going to get drunk tonight? And HTF I'm going to get to work tomorrow past all the 9/11 ceremonies. And HTF I'm gonna stop myself from drilling some conspiracy theorist (I'm looking at you, Charlie Sheen...Two and a Half Men ain't good enough to allow you to be so moronic, go to Scientology with the rest of the jiggy celebrities).

Honestly, KM. HTF can I do this for years to come? Can SOMEONE win the lottery and/or come up with a zillion dollar idea so me and Dilla can race yachts? is that too much to ask?

I officially call for movie script idea generation. HTF can we not get rich with this brain power/hilarity? HTF?

Roungorico?!

Time for the first ever Rounge trip (Rip?)?
Roungorico or Rounge Republic? Set new so drnk records? Cats playing with Dogs? KM?
Would make for great fodder to add to the Rounge video montage.

Who's coming and where are we going? I don't care as long as we up the panda quotient and get weird with each other.

Other places to consider: Bronx Zoo, TG's Patio, Costa Rica, Chile, Huevos' 1 bedroom in Chi-town, Grimace's trailer in Mizzou, and Ricardo's battle shelter (free guns).