"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

It is true. On Saturday, I left the BC 54-0 blowout mid-game to resume tailgating, but the Bostoncollegenfaghensthal Secret Police wouldn't let me back on Shea Field to continue the festivities. Bumfuzzled, I walked to Mary Ann's, some 3/4 mile from campus.

On the walk back from Mary Ann's around the Reservoir, I may/may not have been veering into the road a little bit. A cab clipped me, spun me around and I fell on my arse. A crowd gathered. The cab didn't so much as stop. A trooper came over and in light of my bleeding and drunkenness, called for a bus. So the ambulance took me to St. E's where I spent the next several hours. They wouldn't let me leave while drunk. My bum is sore and I have a few cuts/scrapes.

Finally at 1am, I put my clothes on, turned the monitors to silent when I took them off, pulled out my IV and started strolling out the door. The nurses could see I was leaving one way or another and I signed some papers and took off. They weren't thrilled I pulled my IV.

In the words of Will Ferrell in Elf, "The yellow ones don't stop."

WTFIEDTW?

I think we should have an Indian food/so drnk routting some time this week...Wed or Thurs? fk it, even Friday? In the spirit of Red Pandas, the rounge should Jai Hind it up.

Changa just got back from Cancun...pandamonium??

CnG tonight!

I am CnGing tonight should any of you want to join. By any of you, I only mean Grimace, as our spatulas once crossed paths. Menu on tap:

- Nathan's Hot Dogs

- Pepperidge Farm Side Sliced Buns (remember when I used to prefer top sliced? How silly.)

- Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard (impromptu round table debate - yellow or brown mustard? If you say yellow, SYIF)

- Lay's Classic Potato Chips

- Shirley Temples, Dark 'n Stormys (for realz), Old Fashioneds

Almost time to get drizzy

Wishing everyone a happy labor day weekend drinking Manhattans, and Lupa a wonderful weekend watching Maid in Manhattan.

If I make it past noon today without SMIFing myself, I will drink many beverages/fk up some short bus kids.

Signature Drinks

I hearby declare that each and every member of the Roungetable have a signature drink, and that each said member should drink said signature drink as much as possible and report their experiences after imbibing several such drinks. Members of the roungetable should nominate drinks for themselves and for others until we have a clearly defined list of members and drinks.

TG/Clubber - Gin n Juice: I enjoy gin, particularly Hendrick's and Plymouth, so I feel either of these mixed with some kind of "juice" - muddled cucumber and soda for Hendricks, maybe iced tea/lemonade for Plymouth.

Grimace - Gimlet (two G's) or Crown n Peach

Queso - Dark and Stormy (physical and emotional qualities)

Dilla - Mojito (could have reprised Don Johnson's role in Miami Vice better than Colin Farrell, especially given sideburns)

Lupa - Long Island Iced Tea (sorta gy, but still strongly alcoholic, plus aversion to Long Island)

Squid - Shirley Temple (no explanation needed)

Changa - White Russian (sorta mix of white and dark like any panda worth its bamboo)

Shout Out to Dilla

it's his Friday, and we are all living in a jealous rage. I think it's time to propose the official rounge weekend drink.

Now that Fall is damn near upon us, I think it's time to bring back the Manhattan (with Woodford Reserve). Any thoughts/objections?

Open invite for the famous Queso Manhattan to all.

LUPA KNOWS GOLF

Lets make a Top Ten of this, top ten inappropriate things Lupa will say while referencing his golf game today