The Beautiful Lie
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Top ten things squid is doing right now:10. Playing with Batman figurines on his batman comforter on his batmobile shaped bead with only the bat signal shining up at the ceiling in his batcave theme room in his batcave house with his batman jammies on.
9. same as above except with Robin gear.
9. Attacking submarines in his bathtub with his devastating tentacle choke hold
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8. Using his sister's connections to take a behind-the-scenes tour of a J. Crew factory
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6. After four hours, still deciding whether to wear argyle or striped socks on his trip to the mailbox downstairs
5. Earning slush fund money by hustling grandmas in $5 online mahjong tournaments
4. Watching Spy Game which, for some reason, he seems to like.
3. Watching rice cook in the rice cooker! RICE!
Getting ink all over a dirty sock
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1. Passed out on futon and currently drooling on pillow with all-day Gargoyles marathon blasting on the tv
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ReplyDeleteTop ten things squid is doing right now:
ReplyDelete10. Playing with Batman figurines on his batman comforter on his batmobile shaped bead with only the bat signal shining up at the ceiling in his batcave theme room in his batcave house with his batman jammies on.
9. same as above except with Robin gear.
ReplyDelete9. Attacking submarines in his bathtub with his devastating tentacle choke hold
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ReplyDelete8. Using his sister's connections to take a behind-the-scenes tour of a J. Crew factory
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ReplyDelete6. After four hours, still deciding whether to wear argyle or striped socks on his trip to the mailbox downstairs
ReplyDelete5. Earning slush fund money by hustling grandmas in $5 online mahjong tournaments
ReplyDelete4. Watching Spy Game which, for some reason, he seems to like.
ReplyDelete3. Watching rice cook in the rice cooker! RICE!
ReplyDeleteGetting ink all over a dirty sock
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ReplyDelete1. Passed out on futon and currently drooling on pillow with all-day Gargoyles marathon blasting on the tv
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