In honor of Little Larry Sellers, whose dad wrote 156 episodes of Branded but is flunking Social Studies, the Top Ten+ Basic Cable edits of R-rated movie lines of all time. And yes, I've been saving/searching for a while and already have nine to start us off...Thursday, November 5, 2009
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10. "Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry? This is what happens, Larry, when you... find... a stranger... in... the Alps!" -The Big Lebowski (TV version)
ReplyDelete(thanks to John Schellman)
9. "You want to hear me tell a joke? Knock, knock. Go flog yourself!" -Catch Me if You Can (TV version)
ReplyDelete8. "Where'd you get that scar? Eating pineapple?" -Scarface (TV Version)
ReplyDelete7. "This town is like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked!" -Scarface (TV Version)
ReplyDelete6. "Yippee-kai-yeh, Mr. Falcon!" -Die Hard (TV Version)
ReplyDelete5. "Yeah, you racist mellon farmer!" Die Hard III (TV Version)
ReplyDelete"...you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some privates!" -Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (TV Version)
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ReplyDelete3. "Drop that stereo before I blow your gosh darn knees off, eggroll!" -Police Academy (TV Version)
ReplyDelete2. "People say I'm stucked in the head." "Well, I guess we're both stucked in the head, huh?" -Lethal Weapon (TV Version)
ReplyDelete1. "Enough is enough! I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane! Everybody strap in, we're about to open some freaking windows." - Snakes on a Plane (TV version)
ReplyDeleteA special nomination for Hot 97, the hip hop radio station that introduced "Ish" into our lexicon while sensoring Biggie. I actually sometimes say "Ish" instead of "sh*t" for humor's sake.
ReplyDelete"Now who's the real Dookie? meaning who's really the ish, Frank White push the sicks on the Lexus, LX, 4 and a half, Bulletproof glass tints if I want some a$$"