Weekender- Because Pandas Don't Eat Onions, Except in a 2-Entree Plate of Kung Pao Chicken and Beijing Beef

Collected weekender magazine headlines from the ongoing e-mail series- for those lazy Sundays in the tree. Feel free to add.

HTF?!?!

http://www.theappointment.co.uk/news/?submitted=False&ID=4955

Cig companies are still paying cagillions of dollars to smokers? how is this possible? Amazingly, people this stupid have actually made me have sympathy towards large conglomerates who produce poisons. They just tryin' to make a livin', yo.

Can we profit? As Dilla pointed out, can we make breweries pay for cirrhosis cases? If so, who's taking one for the team? I nominate Lupa.

The Internet Has Done Much for the Roungetable

but what can the Roungetable do for the Internet? Inspired by Grimace's introduction of lolcats to the Roungetable universe, I propose we start some kind of internet phenomenon - a word (poof), an abbreviation (lolz) or a random instance that becomes wildly popular (lolcats). Given the relative size of the roungetable vs the internet, we'd have to work hard to promote it, but I think it can be done with our dedication and the continued support of Sean Avery. Please leave suggestions in the comments below and we will take a vote by end of day Friday.