Showing posts with label big ass fcking smoke billowing in your stupid goddamn face. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big ass fcking smoke billowing in your stupid goddamn face. Show all posts

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Internal Struggle




Does Mad Men provide me enough entertainment to outweigh how much it makes me want to KM? Consider this past week's episode.

Don basically goes to work late, closes a huge deal because he made a guy a good Old Fashioned, drinks whiskey all day, yells at a b*tch to shut the h*ll up, will probably eventually sleep with his daughter's hot school teacher, yells at his wife, gets f*cked up on some pills as any good Rounger does and that's about it.

Whose fictional TV life is better? Debate away. My candidates, off the top of my abnormally mollusk-like head:

- Eric from Entourage Season 2 - basically had no job, started sleeping with Sloan, got a free Maserati, made 500k for reading the Aquaman script.

- Aforementioned Don Draper

- Uncle Jesse from Full House - Aunt Becky, yes please. Plus a rocker's life. Probably doesn't pay rent.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

HTF?!?!







Cig companies are still paying cagillions of dollars to smokers? how is this possible? Amazingly, people this stupid have actually made me have sympathy towards large conglomerates who produce poisons. They just tryin' to make a livin', yo.


Can we profit? As Dilla pointed out, can we make breweries pay for cirrhosis cases? If so, who's taking one for the team? I nominate Lupa.