PENGUIN SIGHTING!

The penguin has landed! Look! That's exactly how he walks and says hello! He also showed up within +/- four hours of his interview!

SMIF

Dilla Non Locato!

We begin this day in a very troubling manner. Dilla, the earliest Rounge member, is missing. He wa supposed to have a half day to fly to 'Zona to train more of the Rounge Militia. Whereabouts unknown. All RT members are on full alert. The missing may respond to Spicy Bulgogi, Dark & Stormies, or Sardines.

WTF Dilla???

Dilla was M.I.A. this AM, after usually being the first Rounge member in the fracas. How can we explain his whereabouts? Penguin Dance? Penguin swimming? something NOT penguin related? Changa's dungeon? Sean Avery's pad? Lured by MJ? Please speculate...