PENGUIN SIGHTING!

The penguin has landed! Look! That's exactly how he walks and says hello! He also showed up within +/- four hours of his interview!

SMIF

Dilla Non Locato!

We begin this day in a very troubling manner. Dilla, the earliest Rounge member, is missing. He wa supposed to have a half day to fly to 'Zona to train more of the Rounge Militia. Whereabouts unknown. All RT members are on full alert. The missing may respond to Spicy Bulgogi, Dark & Stormies, or Sardines.

Kill Yourself