Top Ten Archive

14:01:39 QUESO : top ten inappropriate question lupa asks on a school tour?
14:01:39 LUPA FIASCO : rater
14:01:45 LUPA FIASCO : ok
14:01:47 LUPA FIASCO : I'll wait
14:01:53 LUPA FIASCO : quickly please
14:01:59 LUPA FIASCO : 10. Where's the bar
14:02:01 CHANGA : rater
14:06:27 DILLA : 9. Does the PTA newsletter have personals?
14:06:52 CHANGA : 8.are the teachers 18 and over?
14:07:41 DILLA : 7. Do you have any openings for a pet snake?
14:09:22 TACO GRANDE : 6. How do I sign up for the reading classes?
14:10:54 CHANGA : 5.do u offer pig latin as part of ur curriculum?
14:11:01 DILLA : 4. I was pre-med at OSU, wanna play doctor?
14:11:20 CHANGA : 3.do u offer ebonics as part of ur curriculum?
14:12:22 QUESO : 2. "________ snake _____ pants?"
14:13:28 DILLA : 1. Once my kid gets in here i am done with my wife, what do you say i get your #??
14:15:38 QUESO : and lupa's 10 doesn't count. 10. How can I get Ryan into the accelerated GED program?
14:17:19 TACO GRANDE : when top tens hit 1 but there are worthy followups, you can go into negative territory
14:19:40 QUESO : do you have a 0 or 1?
14:19:47 QUESO : -1 rather
14:20:12 TACO GRANDE : 0. Where's the little boys room?
14:21:13 QUESO : -1. can we implement a 'must wear school girl outfit rule' for everyone?
14:24:07 CHANGA : -2. did u say there's an opening for coach of the girls gymnastics team?

HTF.

As I stare listfully off into the distance, I can't help but wonder HTF it's only Thursday? And wonder HTF I'm going to get drunk tonight? And HTF I'm going to get to work tomorrow past all the 9/11 ceremonies. And HTF I'm gonna stop myself from drilling some conspiracy theorist (I'm looking at you, Charlie Sheen...Two and a Half Men ain't good enough to allow you to be so moronic, go to Scientology with the rest of the jiggy celebrities).

Honestly, KM. HTF can I do this for years to come? Can SOMEONE win the lottery and/or come up with a zillion dollar idea so me and Dilla can race yachts? is that too much to ask?

I officially call for movie script idea generation. HTF can we not get rich with this brain power/hilarity? HTF?