Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Top Ten Archive


14:01:39 QUESO : top ten inappropriate question lupa asks on a school tour?
14:01:39 LUPA FIASCO : rater
14:01:45 LUPA FIASCO : ok
14:01:47 LUPA FIASCO : I'll wait
14:01:53 LUPA FIASCO : quickly please
14:01:59 LUPA FIASCO : 10. Where's the bar
14:02:01 CHANGA : rater
14:06:27 DILLA : 9. Does the PTA newsletter have personals?
14:06:52 CHANGA : 8.are the teachers 18 and over?
14:07:41 DILLA : 7. Do you have any openings for a pet snake?
14:09:22 TACO GRANDE : 6. How do I sign up for the reading classes?
14:10:54 CHANGA : 5.do u offer pig latin as part of ur curriculum?
14:11:01 DILLA : 4. I was pre-med at OSU, wanna play doctor?
14:11:20 CHANGA : 3.do u offer ebonics as part of ur curriculum?
14:12:22 QUESO : 2. "________ snake _____ pants?"
14:13:28 DILLA : 1. Once my kid gets in here i am done with my wife, what do you say i get your #??
14:15:38 QUESO : and lupa's 10 doesn't count. 10. How can I get Ryan into the accelerated GED program?
14:17:19 TACO GRANDE : when top tens hit 1 but there are worthy followups, you can go into negative territory
14:19:40 QUESO : do you have a 0 or 1?
14:19:47 QUESO : -1 rather
14:20:12 TACO GRANDE : 0. Where's the little boys room?
14:21:13 QUESO : -1. can we implement a 'must wear school girl outfit rule' for everyone?
14:24:07 CHANGA : -2. did u say there's an opening for coach of the girls gymnastics team?

6 comments:

  1. these can probably be revisited and added to. unfortunately I have zero inspiration right now...someone start with a -3

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  2. -3. Who is your daddy and what does he do?

    as an aside, i haven't thought about "why is a spinning mouse?" in forever.

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  3. grimace, it's because of squid, who was incidentally found down by the gulf of mexico a few days ago. crazy squid! hat tip to wannahooch, who I know is reading this right now.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE58K4OF20090921

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  4. Has the new slut list come out yet?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/19/nyregion/19hazing.html?_r=1&ex=1411272000

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