Swayze is dead. This is ever so profoundly saddening. Hopefully as the cancer progressed through his body like a Chinese human wave attack, he was able to film a cameo for the upcoming Red Dawn remake. Hail and farewell. In the words of your movie father, "AVENGE ME, BOYS. AAAAVVVVVENNNNGE ME!"
1) I'm shocked that "To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything - Julie Newmar" was not a label prior to this post.
ReplyDelete2) keep smoking, idiot. Yeah, that didn't kill you "while the cancer ate away at your organs like an unstoppable rebel force"
3) holy best year for the celebrity death pool ever.
4) Gotta suck to die in the same year as MJ, you're already forgotten. Smooth Criminal, indeed
5)WOLVERINES!!!!!!
MJ... really? He didn't die soon enough. Do not mar the life and death of an American Action Hero with a pedofile's demise.
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ReplyDeleteSwayze surrounded himself with 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. MJ with just the adolescents... and stuffed animals (although some of them pandas). I think who comes out on top is clear.
ReplyDeleteHightower, I hoped no one would pick up on my co-opted (sans footnote) reference to Meet the Parents.
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