Helllll-ro. Any Rounge-arians want to see U2 tomorrow, Thursday, 24SEP2009? I have absolutely no tickets, no prospects for tickets, knowledge on start time, parking info, etc. I imagine that free market capitalism in the form of dollars will settle this. Don't make me be the creepy, nearly-30 dude jamming by himself like Michael Scott at an Alicia Keys concert.
u2 is gy. you know who else is? you, too.
ReplyDeleteI might have to reach upwards to do it, but I will slap you in the mouth. i'm going to be the lonely, old dude at the concert. i'm going to tuck my polo into my jeans. the jeans say "this guy is cool." the polo says "no, he's not."
ReplyDeleteGuy sitting next to me went yesterday, said it was awesome, had standing tickets right in front, $125 a piece from some mysterious guy he met in front of a starbucks. smif.
ReplyDeletemy km ratio is through the roof right now. i'm sitting in the worst class of all time (professional responsibility) and wtf gmail not working. 99:1.
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ReplyDeleteTop Ten Live Shows Roungetable Members Attend But Are Too Embarrassed To Admit, including possible justifications
10. Grimace: Gwen Stefani: "She's got so much spunk!"
9. TG: Fiona Apple: "Whatever dude, she rocks, I'm not even embarrassed."
ReplyDelete9. Ricardo - Celine Dion: "what, she pointed to me on the last USO Tour"
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ReplyDelete7. Huevos - Alanis Morisette: "Her bittersweet lyrics inspire my complicated life. her show was truly like rain on my wedding day. Plus, F Dave Coulier."
ReplyDelete6. Changa: Rain: "Lonely Panda in a white mans city, Rain takes the homesick away, if only for a moment"
ReplyDelete5. Lupa: Miley Cyrus: "She won't respond to my letters, won't return my phone calls, I will not be ignored!!"
ReplyDelete5. Dilla: Bryan Adams - "He got me through a tough time in my life"
ReplyDelete3. Squid - Andy Kim : "Thought he was Asian. Whatever, Don't act like you didnt' sing along to the Rock Me Gently commercial last year"
ReplyDelete4. Squid: R. Kelly: "I thought if I dressed as a 14-year-old school girl he'd quench my thirst for love."
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ReplyDelete1. Lupa - C&C music factory: "felipe and I in our leather vests.. 'nuff said."
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ReplyDelete0. Ricardo: Guns n Roses: "When I saw the marquee for Guns and Roses I thought, 'This is the most incredible trade show of all time. Botany and firearms are my two greatest passions in life.' As I walked down the hallway to the auditorium floor, Paradise City came on, and I grinned and nodded in concurrence while visions of tech 9s and tulips danced in my head. Then when I got to the floor and realized this event was actually a rock concert. I went blind with rage and now Axl is 6 feet under."
ReplyDeleteQueso, I'm way more into Fiona than Alanis. But I did see the No Doubt reunion this year with Paramour.
ReplyDeleteForgot ear plugs today. Firing 50cal today. Each round weighs nearly a pound and can shoot almost 2 miles. As such, I am nearly deaf (again) and probably won't hear/enjoy the U2 show. Plus, if Bono mentions some nonsense about globalwarming, Sarejvo or some the itinerant woodland owl of some deforested area.....I will go insane.
ReplyDelete-1. Queso mistakes Kid n' Play for Kids at Play. He returns clown costume, 5lb bag of candy, and windowless van crestfallen by this transgression.
ReplyDeleteQueso -- saw Celine Dion at Ryder Cup dinner at Boston Symphony Hall in 1999. I was a bartender. This was on the decline of her Titanic song. That Canadian pistol brought tears to mine Irish eyes.
ReplyDeleteHuevos: DJ Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith's "He's the DJ, I'm the actor" tour, featuring Big Will interpreting scenes from Wild, Wild West while Jazz lays beats down. Okay, but I would really go to this... just need Jazz to emerge from his home in the pool shed at Smith's place on Star Island and get the discussions going.
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