Let's face it - you and me are all a bunch of fking rejects. If we were sitting down during one of those incredibly painful, holier-than-thou sanctimonius bullsht speeches from our President, one of us would break down and yell something stupid. So instead of judging that guy who's name is not worth googling again, let's try and empathize with him.
TOP TEN OUTBURSTS FROM ROUNGETABLE MEMBERS AT CRITICAL MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
10. Squid, in high pitch voice with pre-laughter threatening to break down the whole statement: "That's what SHE said!!!"
9. TG: "SQUAAAAWKKK!!!"
ReplyDelete8. Lupa: "Oh, I'll show you Minority Coverage...Jodi! What's our maid's name again?
ReplyDelete7. Dilla - Barcap is SO POOFY!
ReplyDeleteQueso - I will vote for your healthcare when you deliver my yacht, Jai Hind!!
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ReplyDeleteHuevos - This is a chicken vs huevos debate and has no clear resolution!
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ReplyDelete4. Grimace - give me liberty or give me adult diapers
ReplyDelete3. Misc.- Do I have a question? Ah, I'm not sure, I wasn't really paying attention. I only come to these things for the free drinks and post-event "polling". I got my eye on that thick MILF down front. What's your name, honey? Michelle? Michelle what? Oh. Well, how's about you and I sneak off into the green room for a little panda-style?
ReplyDelete2. TG - F this I'm going back to Montreal. Ministry of Health 4 life, b*tches!
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