Top Ten!!! (Halloween episode)

Top Ten things to look forward to this Halloween...

10. TG - Finally has excuse to dress up as the Indian Chief from Village People and parade around the Meatpacking District. (Fabulous!)

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Top Ten Folksy Names for Non Franchised Artsy Stores:

10) Scented Candle Store : "In the Wick of Thyme"

wtf is rounge?

Wake up, sleepyheads. Impromptu Top Ten!!!!!!

Top Ten Items from Childhood Roungers Still Have:

10. TG: A-Team themed bed sheets.

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It's a tough economy, many of us need to find side jobs in order to make ends meet. Some dogs might take side jobs as pandas, and some pandas might take side jobs at investment banks. What are roungers doing on the side to make supplemental income?

10. Squid - Takes a part-time job as a dog walker. Fired after 3 days, but hey, it put food on the table.

Top Ten Archive

14:01:39 QUESO : top ten inappropriate question lupa asks on a school tour?
14:01:39 LUPA FIASCO : rater
14:01:45 LUPA FIASCO : ok
14:01:47 LUPA FIASCO : I'll wait
14:01:53 LUPA FIASCO : quickly please
14:01:59 LUPA FIASCO : 10. Where's the bar
14:02:01 CHANGA : rater
14:06:27 DILLA : 9. Does the PTA newsletter have personals?
14:06:52 CHANGA : 8.are the teachers 18 and over?
14:07:41 DILLA : 7. Do you have any openings for a pet snake?
14:09:22 TACO GRANDE : 6. How do I sign up for the reading classes?
14:10:54 CHANGA : 5.do u offer pig latin as part of ur curriculum?
14:11:01 DILLA : 4. I was pre-med at OSU, wanna play doctor?
14:11:20 CHANGA : 3.do u offer ebonics as part of ur curriculum?
14:12:22 QUESO : 2. "________ snake _____ pants?"
14:13:28 DILLA : 1. Once my kid gets in here i am done with my wife, what do you say i get your #??
14:15:38 QUESO : and lupa's 10 doesn't count. 10. How can I get Ryan into the accelerated GED program?
14:17:19 TACO GRANDE : when top tens hit 1 but there are worthy followups, you can go into negative territory
14:19:40 QUESO : do you have a 0 or 1?
14:19:47 QUESO : -1 rather
14:20:12 TACO GRANDE : 0. Where's the little boys room?
14:21:13 QUESO : -1. can we implement a 'must wear school girl outfit rule' for everyone?
14:24:07 CHANGA : -2. did u say there's an opening for coach of the girls gymnastics team?

Original Rounge Top Ten Archive

10:35:26 QUESO : top ten names of tg's friends that he hasn't told us yet:
10:35:29 QUESO : 10. anteater
10:35:45 DILLA : mudskipper
10:35:49 DILLA : *9.
10:36:38 QUESO : 8. Friday
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10:37:06 LUPA : well said Queso
10:37:52 TACO GRANDE : 7. French Fry
10:38:28 CHANGA : 7. nutella
10:38:39 CHANGA : 6.*
10:38:47 DILLA : 5. Mufasa
10:39:35 CHANGA : 4. tyrone
10:39:54 TACO GRANDE : 3. Jigglypuff
10:40:18 CHANGA : carrot top
10:40:21 CHANGA : 2.
10:40:42 DILLA : 1. Burrito Supreme
10:41:18 LUPA : 0. Taco not-so-grande
10:41:36 DILLA : erin interviews aunt jemima (sic)
10:41:41 LUPA : lol
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10:42:08 DILLA : and how is the recession effecting bfast globally??
10:42:15 CHANGA : color on the syrup demand and pancake business
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10:46:06 QUESO : -1. stay puft

Awesomeness...Is It Too Awesome?

TG and I were just discussing...was the awesomeness that was Lehman Brothers ruin work life for us for the rest of our lives? Will our lives suck cause we know we'll never be in a place as cool/fun/mfking cash money as LEHMQ? Are we just masking our lives hoping that where we are will make us something we are not?

It's like having sx with Kate Beckinsale, it's all down hill from there, isn't it? The only salvation is the hope of the next Powerball drawing enabling me to race Dilla in our respective yachts to Turks and Caicos.

Also, non sequitur top ten: Most heinous common to semi-common female names:

10) Louise

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Top Ten things the Lehman Brothers would have spent the money on had they received a capital infusion 1 year ago:

10) Intricately packaged Panda Backed Securities (PBS) to sell to China in exchange for new fully fungible Panda Currency

YOU LIE!!!

Let's face it - you and me are all a bunch of fking rejects. If we were sitting down during one of those incredibly painful, holier-than-thou sanctimonius bullsht speeches from our President, one of us would break down and yell something stupid. So instead of judging that guy who's name is not worth googling again, let's try and empathize with him.

TOP TEN OUTBURSTS FROM ROUNGETABLE MEMBERS AT CRITICAL MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

10. Squid, in high pitch voice with pre-laughter threatening to break down the whole statement: "That's what SHE said!!!"

ffffaaace.... offfff

TOP TEN: If you could switch your face with one other person's, whose would you pick and what would you do in your new face?


10. Squid's, and I'd just walk around town for awhile so I could see the world in HD widescreen.

Top Ten Lines from an Arnold Trading Movie

10. GET TO THE MARKET!