It's a tough economy, many of us need to find side jobs in order to make ends meet. Some dogs might take side jobs as pandas, and some pandas might take side jobs at investment banks. What are roungers doing on the side to make supplemental income?
10. Squid - Takes a part-time job as a dog walker. Fired after 3 days, but hey, it put food on the table.
9. Rounge - Walrus training as per Huevos' weekender claiming they will be Hollywood's newest trendy pet. All this for lack of ambition/brainpower/effort to fulfill "official rounge thing that will make us rich and famous" and yacht racers
ReplyDelete8. Grimace: Product tester (adult diapers)
ReplyDelete7. Squid - Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, Advanced Users (min 5 tentacles required for entry)
ReplyDelete6. Dilla - Pittsburgh Hockey Mascot, saves some money by skipping the costume and just going out on the ice
ReplyDelete5. TG: Lighthouse - stands near the coastline on cloudy days wearing fog-penetratingly-bright red Ferrari jacket
ReplyDelete5. TG - Monetizing Rounge to support Taquito's shoe purchases, not telling anyone.
ReplyDelete3. Queso - Looking dishelved, walking around with rounge transcripts printed on lehman paper trying to get a book deal
ReplyDelete2. Lupa - Mango from SNL
ReplyDelete1. Changa - Human trafficking, after long day trading risk young Changa retires to the back room of his families laudry empire to put his Tetris skills to use repackaging newly arrived "cargo" into those little dry cleaning shirt boxes for redistribution around the city.
ReplyDelete0. Huevos - DMX cover album
ReplyDelete-1. Queso- Re-making all of the Real Movies/Bad P*rns into actual p*rns.
ReplyDelete-2. TG - Rufio from Hook
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