The Beautiful Lie
9. Nicholas Cage, just so I could try a face stupider than my own. Con Air Nick Cage with the long hair.
9. TG's, to appreciate the intelligence and beauty around me from the perspective of such a stupid face.
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7. Pancho's, so that I could take a siesta.
6. Lupa's, so I could find people, regardless of s*x, equally attractive
5. Lurch's, so I could finally put that Where's Waldo costume to good use.
4. Marx's, so that I can pay that sh*t.
3. Squidster's or Changa's, so I could see the world in HD widescreen.
2. Queso's, so that I can repeat jokes with reckless abandon.
Clubber's, so that I could command an army of elephants and tigers
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A.J.'s, so that I could finally put my man in the yellow hat costume to use
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-1. Sean Avery's, so I could see the Roungetable through the fabled hero's eyes.
-2. ren dawg's, so i could see clubber everyday :(((((((((((((
-3. Grimace: So I can wear the stoic impression of a man that has pooped and peed his pants and didn't care.
-4. Marx, so I could sleep with the peacefulness of a big sleepy baby
-5. Boris: So I could have droopy jowls since my head could definitely not fill out his face.
9. Nicholas Cage, just so I could try a face stupider than my own. Con Air Nick Cage with the long hair.
ReplyDelete9. TG's, to appreciate the intelligence and beauty around me from the perspective of such a stupid face.
ReplyDelete8*
ReplyDelete7. Pancho's, so that I could take a siesta.
ReplyDelete6. Lupa's, so I could find people, regardless of s*x, equally attractive
ReplyDelete5. Lurch's, so I could finally put that Where's Waldo costume to good use.
ReplyDelete4. Marx's, so that I can pay that sh*t.
ReplyDelete3. Squidster's or Changa's, so I could see the world in HD widescreen.
ReplyDelete2. Queso's, so that I can repeat jokes with reckless abandon.
ReplyDeleteClubber's, so that I could command an army of elephants and tigers
ReplyDelete1*
ReplyDeleteA.J.'s, so that I could finally put my man in the yellow hat costume to use
ReplyDelete*0
ReplyDelete-1. Sean Avery's, so I could see the Roungetable through the fabled hero's eyes.
ReplyDelete-2. ren dawg's, so i could see clubber everyday :(((((((((((((
ReplyDelete-3. Grimace: So I can wear the stoic impression of a man that has pooped and peed his pants and didn't care.
ReplyDelete-4. Marx, so I could sleep with the peacefulness of a big sleepy baby
ReplyDelete-5. Boris: So I could have droopy jowls since my head could definitely not fill out his face.
ReplyDelete