Monday, August 10, 2009

The Bar Gave It To Me


Do you still have it, Grimace? Top Ten Myths about Risky Bar?
10. Once, while hunting grouse, a bear jumped in front of Risky Bar. The bear killed Risky Bar, and he was never seen again.
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11 comments:

  1. GrimaceAugust 10, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    9. The Bar's mustache can grow a mustache (strictly a handle-Bar mustache).

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  2. Taco GrandeAugust 10, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    8. Squid once played a game of 1 v 1 against The Bar and both of them won.

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  3. GrimaceAugust 10, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    7. One time Bar went to the dentist and he ended up giving the dentist a cavity because he's such a sweet dude.

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  4. Ryan AlbertsAugust 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    6. Little known fact: The object inside the suitcase at the end of Pulp Fiction was The Bar's pledge paddle.

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  5. Taco GrandeAugust 10, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    6. Risky Bar's idea of a quick six is six hundred beers

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  6. GrimaceAugust 10, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    5. Risky's favorite candy is wasabi paste.

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  7. Taco GrandeAugust 10, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    4. The Bar coined the expression "tickle your fancy"

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  8. GrimaceAugust 10, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    3. Risky's only allergy is love.

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  9. Taco GrandeAugust 11, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    first failed top ten smif

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  10. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 11, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    2. Risky showed Bill Clinton how to smoke a stogey.

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  11. Taco GrandeAugust 11, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    1. While in a POW camp during the Korean War, Risky Bar kept up morale by doing top ten after top ten, escaping while his captors were rofl

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