Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Top Ten!

Top Ten ways to Waste Time at Work.
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  1. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    10. This actually started last Friday afternoon, as the East Coast was headed home. Think of something, anything... now, starting on the main Wikipedia page, get to that topic by only clicking on wiki links (no cutting and pasting). Feel free to provide the best ones as well...

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  2. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    actually, this might be good in a challenge form: we should pick 2 random wiki pages (start and end) and see who gets there in least amount of clicks from wiki links. thoughts?

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  3. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    I like it. You'll find it takes much more intelligence/skill than the stupid 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon "game" we all had in college, when it became clear that Bacon made no efforts to appear in films with Grover Cleveland.

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  4. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    ok, then since this is your conception, please pick the start and end points and lets get to it

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  5. Taco GrandeAugust 25, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    9. Try getting Changa to show up for an interview (6 hours)

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  6. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    8. perusing menupages "find a food" function to figure out which place will make and deliver a pizza bagel (arguably the most underated food manipulation in history)

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  7. John McQuesadillaAugust 25, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    7. Plan ways to get Lupa and Jodi to 'coincidentally' bump into each other

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  8. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Queso, I believe you all have Einstein Bagels there too, right? They will.

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  9. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Grab a notepad and pen, put an inquisitive look on your face, and wander around to different floors and parts of the building with no apparent aim.

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  10. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    *6.

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  11. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    5. come up with Asian themed names for your mexican themed friends.

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  12. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    4. act eratically throughout day, see how many 5 hour energies you can drink in front of higher ups before they insist you seek help/rehab, threaten legal recourse, scribble emphatically in your notepad while whispering non-sequiturs

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  13. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 12:09 PM

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  14. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    2. Run a high-stakes dogfighting ring in the paper-file storage room and/or race first-year analysts (with dogs behind them) in the stairwell from the ground all the way to the top floor.

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  15. HuevosRancherosAugust 25, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    *3. Roungetable.

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  16. Taco GrandeAugust 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    1. Listen to Grimace's voicemail about a cat with a funny name and how some people got drunk and kept calling for the cat which was funny cause the cat had a funny name and stuff

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  17. GrimaceAugust 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    1. GIS pandas + ________

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  18. GrimaceAugust 25, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    *0.

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  19. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 25, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    GIS = Google Image Search for those were confused (AKA me)

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