Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Top Ten!

Best unused name for a professional wrestling finishing move.
Sorry, flipped through the scene in Harley Davidson and the Marlborough Man last night when Big John Studd gets taken out.
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10 comments:

  1. GrimaceAugust 26, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    10. Squid's Tentacle Tickle Torture ("Triple T")

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  2. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 26, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    9. this is more of a top ten than a roundtable, and Grimace non-overtly pointed out. thus, I submit Grimace's Helicopter Bodyslam (GHB). When the victim is subjected to the GHB, he/she feels spins, passed out, wakes up on stomach with full body pain and bodily fluids abound, with little to no recollection of what transpired.

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  3. HuevosRancherosAugust 26, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    I ammended the title to Top Ten. What is a roundtable?

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  4. Taco GrandeAugust 26, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    8. Lupa's Llama Lashing (Triple L) - lupa, with genuine llama mask half on, half off, makes weird sniffing noise and hits you with belt while wearing his favorite weekend chaps

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  5. HuevosRancherosAugust 26, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    8. Keg-slam. Used by Queso's alter-ego, L'homme de million loonies/toonies, it involves hitting your opponent over the head with a keg, doing a self-supported keg-stand in the center of the ring, and flipping onto your opponent for the pin.

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  6. HuevosRancherosAugust 26, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    *7.

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  7. GrimaceAugust 26, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    6. Tarred and Feathered. Clubber gathers supplies from his homeland (Canada, not India) for this maneuver. It involves breaking a hockey stick over the back of his opponent, pouring pure maple syrup over his foe's body and rolling him around in a pile of goose feathers.

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  8. HuevosRancherosAugust 26, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    Grimace, could another bottle of maple syrup be chugged at the end in triumph? That would secure both hilarity and awesomeness.

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  9. GrimaceAugust 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    definitely, good call. or maybe Clearly Canadian, if they still make that.

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  10. Wesley Con QuesoAugust 26, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    5. Eggs Benedict: Heuvos in tag team match, when opponent is about to be pinned by his teammate, takes steal chair and knocks out said teammate, pins him, and joins other side. Hooks up with former teammate's girlfriend, never calls even though he says he will. Posts compromising pics on facebook.

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