Friday, August 28, 2009

Is eating ice cream only for dandy men and poofs?

Look at this little hmo. Does he even stand a chance?

Lupa, let's get some

2 comments:

  1. First action after winning megamillions? I'd immediately start drnking ON A MFKING BOAT!

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  2. Eating ice cream is a tough one. The cone is forbidden, unless you're a fancy boy. Correction, you can eat ice cream from a cone if the ambient temperature is 45 degrees or colder. That way, you can eat it like a hetero and not have to lick, slobber and suckle from the melting cone like Romulus from the Mother Wolf's teet. Plus, they glue the cone paper to the cone. Really? In addition to ordering a quart of Ben & Tubby's Uber-Fat, Fggy Choco-Eruption, did I ask for a dollop of Elmer's glue? This isn't 1st grade, I don't eat paste with the fervency that I once did.

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