The Beautiful Lie
9. Squid: 5 identical pairs of Gargoyle mittens
8. Queso - favorite dinosaur blankie
8. Grimace: lolcat polaroids yet to be scanned
7*
Lupa - Copy of NYTIMES declaring Calvin Coolidge the winner of the election
6*
5. Grimace - very same bedwetting sheets
4. TG - Stuffed polar bear sporting a Canadiens jersey
3. Dilla - the sideburns his parents once made him take down when he was 7
2. Changa - Water wings and aqua sox
1. lupa - hooked on phonics collection for quick reference
-1. Grimace - elbow scars from indoor/outdoor carpeting at the bottom of McDonald's slide (for obviousness: Grimace slide. Not that lame Hamburgler jail thing.)
9. Squid: 5 identical pairs of Gargoyle mittens
ReplyDelete8. Queso - favorite dinosaur blankie
ReplyDelete8. Grimace: lolcat polaroids yet to be scanned
ReplyDelete7*
ReplyDeleteLupa - Copy of NYTIMES declaring Calvin Coolidge the winner of the election
ReplyDelete6*
ReplyDelete5. Grimace - very same bedwetting sheets
ReplyDelete4. TG - Stuffed polar bear sporting a Canadiens jersey
ReplyDelete3. Dilla - the sideburns his parents once made him take down when he was 7
ReplyDelete2. Changa - Water wings and aqua sox
ReplyDelete1. lupa - hooked on phonics collection for quick reference
ReplyDelete-1. Grimace - elbow scars from indoor/outdoor carpeting at the bottom of McDonald's slide (for obviousness: Grimace slide. Not that lame Hamburgler jail thing.)
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